[ironmanstan]

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

[ironmanstan]

antman:

villain: what you gonna do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao lemme get the magnifying glass

spiderman:

villain:

villain: ill just turn myself in,

[cassanddeanareinloveokay]

Um actually,

[ironmanstan]

it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,

[four-female]

ghostbusters?

[the-feminists-are]

taking over! i’m

[an-adult]

virgin!

[fullmetalfisting]

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

[skunkandburningtires]

Jarvis talking to Deadpool

[whatifspideypool]

THIS IS PURE GOLD

[childhoodruiner]

[murdoc]

my name is pete

and i like feet

everytime i see them

i beat my meat

[irrelevantdoorknob]

Stay 1,000,000 feet away from me

[murdoc]

“1,000,000 feet”

[poetrylesbian]

This is literally the 2018 reincarnation of an old tumblr classic

[thecoranimal]

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